What Do You Mean My Cute Disciples Are Yanderes?



(MC POV)

Muenia, Supreme Goddess of Fate, one of eight Supreme gods of this universe and amongst my first creations after Iris.

I nodded at her, "Hello Muenia, I suppose this is our first meeting since I've created you."

"Indeed, All Creator. It is my greatest honour to be granted the privilege to meet you once again."

She's acting really formal with me unlike the other gods who went all out on the obsessive fan mode.

"Think nothing of it, I just felt that it might be a good idea to open up this place and to at least meet all of you at least once."

She bowed, "And for that we are very grateful, All Creator, for your benevolence in receiving us."

"Umu, do enjoy the festival that my disciples have made, I'm sure you don't have many opportunities like this with how busy you are."

"Indeed, All Creator. All of us are infinitely grateful to be allowed to attend."

"All of you have been working quite hard so it's the least I could do."

"Thank you. If you have the time, could I sugg--"

"And that's time, alright, move along~" Lian Li interrupted, making a shooing motion at the goddess.

Muenia blinked at her, "But… I'm not done yet?"

My golden haired disciple rolled her eyes, "Doesn't make a difference, we already told you all how much time you're given and everyone gets the same amount of time with Master. Your time is up so next!"

Muenia's prim and proper facade quickly shattered and she rushed up to me, "Wait! Let me shake your hand at least, Daddy!! I haven't shaken your hand yet!! At least let me touch Daddy!!"

So this is what she's really like… She must have been holding herself back the entire time…

I granted her the handshake anyway and she was practically drooling when she touched my hand.

"Ahhh!! Daddy's touching my hand! I'm going to get pregnant with Daddy's child!!"

"No you're not! Now get away from Master!" Lian Li growled, pulling the goddess off of me with Eris's help.

"Ahhhh! Nooooo! At least let me lick Daddy's fingers first! Just a taste!! Just a little bit!! Nooooo!! Daddyyyyy!! Please notice meeeee!!"

I watched as the Supreme Goddess of Fate was dragged off the stage like some animal destined for slaughter.

Didn't I already notice you though?

The gods are a really weird bunch huh? I guess after you've lived for a really long time, you start to pick up weird habits.

Totally understandable, since even the past me took up the hobby of trying to make the perfect universe.

I looked back at the line of gods still waiting to reach me, finding the line still as long as I first saw it.

I turned to Manami, "Umm… Do we have time to go through everyone? Would they still have time for the festival?"

The red fox smiled at me, "Ara, ara? This festival is planned to run for several days, Master.  No one here needs to eat or sleep after all~"

Ah… That's right… I forgot about that… Even the food being served here was more of a novelty than as actual sustenance.I think you should take a look at

They're being advertised as "Food that Master would eat" and seriously… There's really basic things like egg fried rice there and yet the gods are clamouring all over it…

Not that I'm in any position to think about that at the moment since there's still an entire horde of gods still queuing up to wait their turn for the handshake event…

Once again, things started blurring out for me as I let myself run on autopilot, shaking the hands of every god that came to visit me and watching the various reactions from each of them.

Since it looks like my disciples have made this place to be perpetually in day time while this event was going on, I don't even know how long I've been doing this but I believe it's at least been a day or two of non-stop handshaking.

And finally, I was done, the last god having also fallen unconscious after I shook his hand, allowing Brendan to drag him off stage.

"Great work, Master~" Lina Li praised while clapping her hands. "Everyone has their faiths reaffirmed after meeting with you!"

I have no idea what kind of faith she was referring to and I frankly don't want to know either.

"Well… Since they all queued up and persevered to the end, there's no way I could just stop halfway, could I? How long was I doing this anyway?"

"Hmm… I think about a day, Master."

A day? Well, that's faster than I thought.

"That is if we're measuring by the time of this place, Master," Kiyomi explained. "If we were going by our World's sense of time, we've been here for about five days now."

FIVE DAYS?!! How many gods did I even shake ends with?! A million?!

Just so you know, in order to speed things up a little, I even went ahead to make a few split bodies of myself so several of them could come up on stage at the same time instead of just one by one.

Yet I still took five days?!

Ugh, whatever… At least it's over… That means I can go and play around in the festival itself, right?

Just as I was about to stand up, Lian Li came over to stop me.

"Master! We're moving to our next event now! Please head over here!"

I raised an eyebrow at her, "Eh? Next event? What other events are there?"

She then gestured to Diao Chan who was kneeling on all fours and looking at me with a very perverted look on her face.

"We will now start the parade where sister Diao Chan shall carry Master on her back and crawl through the entire festival grounds to show off Master's divinity to the other Gods! Please go ahead and get on her back, Master!"

I looked at Lian Li, then I looked at Diao Chan, then I turned to look at the rest of my disciples.

All of them were looking at me with anticipation, as though really expecting me to just shrug and mount Diao Chan right there.

Err… No, I'm not going to do that… In fact, I'm gonna bail right now.

I teleported myself away from that place and quickly changed my appearance just in case they had something else planned for me aside from that.

Hey, I want to experience the festival too!

And being incognito would be the best way to do it!