The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine

The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 250

Episode 250 Dragon colonoscopy procedure (2)

Great benefit!

The sound of meat cooking on a grill.

That sound is beautiful. I’m ecstatic. The meat is juicy and chewy. My imagination grows. The very scent, taste and sound that makes your mouth go on a plum ride and massage your esophagus with a superconducting pulse pattern!

However, there are some things to be careful about when grilling meat. It’s not even just one or two things. In particular, the moment of cutting meat is so important that it should be underlined.

‘It’s not important. If you cut it incorrectly, the meat will become tattered. Oh, why isn’t it cut? If you keep tossing it around like this, all the juice will be lost and it will become dry. Then it’s such a waste.’

So, when cutting meat, you need to cut it cleanly with one move. To do this, you should not start cutting the meat when it is too undercooked. This is because the meat is tougher than expected and cannot be cut cleanly.

So, isn’t there a saying like this? It is said that just by looking at the scissors, you can get an accurate estimate of how much meat has been cooked.

‘In other words, the most important factor when cutting meat is the degree of grilling.’

It’s still the same now. If you look at dragon intestines, they are meat. But the meat isn’t cut? Does the knife not go in and break? So you can’t have surgery? Then it’s simple. Just get used to it. If you grill it properly, it will cut well.

“It’s the principle of…. how is it?”

gulp.

Damian and Sir Gardin did not answer. Instead, the answer was given by the fluttering of the uvula in confusion.

The eyes were also the same. The two people exchanged glances at the speed of light that Rachiel could not notice. Is your Majesty the Crown Prince going to be okay? It’s okay. It was a bit strange to begin with. Ah, too.

“I can see everything. “Sharing glances.”

“….”

Rachiel said to the two embarrassed(?) people.

“Why is this like this? Have you ever grilled meat?”

“I tried grilling it.”

“yes?”

“Yes, Your Highness. But-”

Sir Gardin asked worriedly, his face a little pale.

“Is it okay if I do this?”

“What do you mean, are you going to be okay?”

“The dragon. Right now, in real time, the colonic tissue has been cooked by the intense heat…”

“Oh, this?”

Rachiel tapped the surgical area, which had been soaked by the hot ink of the fountain pen, with the palm of her hand. A relaxed smile appeared on his lips as if it was nothing special.

“are you okay. “It might sting a little.”

“Tingling…?”

“uh. To us, it looks huge, but to a dragon the size of a hill, it feels like the size of a pimple. “I probably just dropped some candle wax on the back of my hand.”

“Is that so?”

“uh. Moreover, before the surgery began, they even cast an anesthetic spell themselves.”

It was true.

This was something that Dragon Portis had been asked to do in advance. The colonoscopy will only be a slightly annoying sensation, but once the full-scale appendectomy begins, it will be quite painful. That’s why I’m asking, is it possible to self-anesthetize?

The dragon’s answer was ‘yes’. It is said that although it is not a complete anesthesia, magic that locally dulls the senses is possible. So he asked me to use magic.

“Because that way we’ll be safe too. “Can anyone think about what would happen if the dragon twisted its body due to the pain of the surgery or if its colon tissue squirmed?”

“….”

Sir Gardin’s uvula moved with imagination.

“Maybe, um, we’re not safe, right?”

“It will be crushed.”

“….”

“At least the result will probably not be pretty. So anyway, this level of burns is not a big deal to the dragon, so don’t worry about it. For now, focus on the surgery at hand. okay? “Damian too?”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

Damian raised his sword again. I took a deep breath and concentrated my mind. Then I stared at the surgical site where the incision had been stopped.

Will it work out this time?

I hope the sword lasts a long time. So, I hope that the surgery will be successful, just as the crown prince boasted.

I moved my sword cautiously and boldly.

The result is….

a lot!

“…!”

The sword penetrated the inner wall of the colon more smoothly than expected. Of course, it was still incredibly tough and hard, but not as much as before. If earlier it felt like cutting a rock with a sword, now it felt like cutting a cedar desk with a sword.

In other words, how did it become worth doing?

‘I never thought this would happen.’

Even as the surgical site was incised, Damien couldn’t help but laugh. I can’t believe they used grilled meat to make the surgical area soft. The crown prince who came up with such a radical yet efficient method no longer seemed like a normal human being.

Moreover, the crown prince did not stop there(?).

“My hands are weak~ My hands are weak~ Hehey↗”

Eventually, he started singing a strange song while stroking the area near the surgical site with both hands. It was the strange anesthesia method that I had heard and seen many times in Amboise.

Thanks to this, Damian’s concentration was broken and he had to glance at Rachiel instead of cutting.

“What you looking at?”

“…Well, I was wondering if singing that song now would be of any use.”

“Do you have any medicine?”

“Is that so?”

“of course. So, you cut up the tripe… no, the intestines. “I will sing.”

“….”

“What are you doing. Go go go.”

“….”

Don’t worry about it. Come to your senses. Damian held on with all his strength to keep his mind from shaking. And again, we focused on making incisions at the surgical site.

I cut it(?) and cut it again.

Of course, it was not an easy process. Even if it was cooked, the inner wall of the dragon’s large intestine still boasted tremendous strength. The sword was broken. I picked up a new sword again. Another incision was made. It’s broken. Again with a new sword. also. By sweating.

And finally, the moment the last sword broke.

Tang Gang!

“….”

Damian’s heart sank. A half sword in his hand. I don’t have any spare swords left anymore. Could it be a failure? Does it end here?

It wasn’t.

I was able to find out thanks to the crown prince’s quick instructions from next to me.

“Incision complete. It’s important from now on, so move quickly. hurry.”

When I came to my senses, I saw that the crown prince had stopped singing his strange song and was quickly extending his hand. The appendix tissue that has been incised….

“Grab and pull!”

I followed instructions.

I used my strength. pulled. The appendix, which had become swollen with inflammation, had protruded into the large intestine, like a huge pimple. But it was too early to be at ease. This was because the crown prince’s instructions continued like rapid fire.

“I’m here. Sir Gardin is over there. If you catch it, pull it so it engages!”

The Crown Prince and Sir Gardin pulled both sides of the incised inner wall of the large intestine and brought them together.

“Damian, hold the suture needle! “Stab!”

I could immediately understand the meaning of the shout. The dragon’s internal tissue is tougher and harder than expected, so Sir Gardin’s strength will not be able to pierce it with a suture needle. So the roles must have been changed on the spot.

It was from then on.

Damian picked up the suture needle. Following Lord Gardin’s instructions, the sutures were carried out step by step. Fortunately, it wasn’t very difficult. Although it was a little crooked, it felt vaguely similar to sewing clothes.

That’s how the surgery ended. The removed appendix tissue was fixed to the tip of the colonoscope. Back inside the endoscope. Of course, I couldn’t take off the protective suit. This was because the protective suit was completely covered with the dragon’s digestive juices.

“It may be uncomfortable, but just hold on for a little while. “It will be safe if you go out and wash it thoroughly with water before taking it off.”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

…is it all over like this?

Damian let out the breath he had been holding. I wanted to get some of the sweaty hair that was sticking to my forehead and face. To be honest, I was completely out of my mind. There was laughter too.

“What would you have done if I wasn’t there today?”

Without even realizing it, I asked the prince next to me as if he was putting him down. The colonoscope is exiting in the opposite direction from when it came in. The crown princes, who were sitting side by side inside taking a breather, laughed quietly.

“well.”

“You must have ruined it, right?”

“maybe?”

“Are you admitting it?”

“Well, that’s not necessarily true. uh? “There’s a roundworm over there.”

“…yes?”

“Didn’t you see it? “A huge, white roundworm just passed by.”

“Was there anything like that?”

“uh. There was. Was it just me? It’s a waste, it’s a waste. “We, Damian, missed a rare sight.”

“Even if you don’t see anything like that….”

“How many times will you have the opportunity to intuit the dragon roundworm in your lifetime?”

“….”

I’m saying there’s no need for that.

Damian sighed deeply. However, on the contrary, a faint smile appeared on his lips. The same was true for Sir Gardin, who was nearby.

“majesty. “I also have a question.”

“huh? “Lord Gardin?”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

Sir Gardin nodded. And I asked with a subtle sincerity.

“Don’t you think it would have been a problem even if I didn’t come in?”

“….”

“I feel like I didn’t do as much as I thought…” “

….”

“But why did you bring me here?”

“Are you going to use it for suturing?”

“In fact, Sir Cayenne held the needle…”

“But you pulled the tissue to be sutured from both sides, right? “With me.”

“Even if it wasn’t me…”

“….”

“There must have been a lot of people in the villa who were stronger and better than me….”

“Well, you didn’t want to come in that much?”

“No, that’s not necessarily true…”

“Oh, you didn’t want to overcome hardships with me. I see.”

“No, that’s not it….”

“It’s not that. “That’s right.”

“….”

“That’s what our Lord Gardin said. “I did.”

“….”

Sir Gardin’s face, cornered (?), became tearful. Seeing that, Rakiel smiled happily without a sound. In fact, it was because I thought I knew why Lord Gardin was doing this.

‘Rather, I’m blaming myself. ‘For not being of much help.’

Because I was originally in charge of suturing. But that role had to be left to Damien. It seemed like he was probably feeling sorry for me. That’s what I felt.

But Rakiel didn’t bother to comfort him. I thought that if I said it out loud, Sir Gardin would blame himself even more later.

So he just….

“Good job you both today.”

As if putting it down and handing it over.

As if nothing happened.

Slowly, as if indifferently.

Lord Gardin on the left and right tapped Damian on the shoulder. Of course, this method is better. I felt a warm and happy feeling inside.

It was then.

Sir Gardin asked, still in a sobbing tone.

“But your highness?”

“huh?”

“Then it’s us now. “You will go down in history as the first person to enter a dragon’s anus, right?”

“uh? maybe?”

“Keuheuk!”

“….”

I just didn’t like it.

Rachiel smiled bitterly.

“Uh, um, sorry.”

“…Huh!”

“Don’t be like that. I’ll give you an allowance. bonus? huh?”

Even after that, Rachiel had to comfort the heartbroken Lord Gardin for a long time. And when the endoscope was finally completely removed from the dragon’s colon, a welcome sound filled his ears.

Ding dong!

[World history level achievement achieved!]

[You have achieved the historic medical achievement of successfully completing the world’s first dragon colonoscopic appendectomy surgery.]

[A huge reward commensurate with this will be given to you.]