The Billion-Value Lands Are Just For Farming

C595 – Three Sentences Can Anger a Person to Death!

While Young Master Chen was bewildered, Su Ming carefully reached out and gently brushed Xiao Ke’er’s face, disheveling it slightly. He then slowly extracted a strand of hair from her mouth.

​”There was hair in your mouth,” Su Ming said tenderly.

“Thank you!” Xiao Ke’er responded with a radiant smile that could captivate a nation.

“I…” Young Master Chen was on the verge of losing his mind with rage! To be toyed with once was bad enough, but twice? Did they think he was a toddler?!

“Don’t push it, you two!” he warned.

“Listen here, I happen to be the esteemed young master of the Chen family,” Young Master Chen fumed, his face red with fury.

“Hold on a second!” William suddenly interjected from behind with a loud shout.

​”What?!” Young Master Chen was livid. “What do you want? Can’t you let me finish speaking… Ahhh!”

Before he could complete his sentence, Young Master Chen let out a piercing scream and looked down to see a green snake with decorative edges looking up at him innocently. The snake then slithered away, leaving two small puncture wounds on Young Master Chen’s bare legs.

​”I was trying to warn you about the snake,” William said earnestly, blinking.

​”I…” Young Master Chen gasped for air, feeling utterly stifled.

Meanwhile, Su Ming and Xiao Ke’er remained unharmed. Su Ming was immune to insects, possessing a natural resistance to both mosquitoes and venomous snakes. Within a few meters of him, not even a worm could be found.

“Damn! Young Master Chen, you’ve been bitten by a snake. What do we do now?”

“Quick, call 114 and ask them how to dial 120!”

“Are you out of your mind?!”

“Damn! How did you know?!”

“Birds of a feather flock together!”

The wealthy peers behind Young Master Chen were chattering away, and he felt like he was about to cough up blood. They were utterly useless allies!

​”Ouch! Isn’t that a Red Bamboo Snake?” Su Ming observed as the snake retreated.

“Red Bamboo Snake?” Xiao Ke’er paused, a look of concern crossing her face. “I’ve heard of this snake. It’s deadly poisonous. Once bitten, a person could die from the venom within minutes…”

“What?!”

Young Master Chen panicked upon hearing the news. “What do we do? What do we do? How do we handle this?!”

“Don’t worry.”

It was then that Su Ming finally acknowledged Young Master Chen’s presence. “Tie a rope around your thigh to stop the blood flow, then have someone suck the venom out. After that, you need to minimize movement and find a cool place to lie down…”

“Okay, okay, okay!”

The people around sprang into action, hastily tying ropes and squeezing out venom.

They then gently carried Young Master Chen to the shade of a nearby tree.

“What’s next?”

All eyes turned expectantly to Su Ming.

“Then we wait quietly. At the very least, in death, we’ll nourish the tree…”

“What?!”

Young Master Chen was on the verge of tears, terrified.

His legs were failing him.

Overcome with fear, his vision blurred, his body shook, and his limbs trembled. The poison was taking effect!

“I… Before I die, Third Brother, I must confess something. I’m sorry, I slept with your wife…”

“It’s fine, I’ve been with her too… your wife.”

“Well, then we’re square.”

“Farewell, Young Master Chen…”

​The group of wealthy heirs wept and embraced.

William, observing the scene, was utterly confused.

You can’t be serious?

The Scarlet Snake!

Even as a foreigner, I know!

Sure, it has fangs that secrete venom, but this venom is completely non-toxic and harmless to humans!

The only dangerous secretion is in its mouth, which can be harmful, but the quantity is minimal.

All he needed to do was call emergency services, and he’d be fine.

“Ah! I’m dead!”

Suddenly, Master Chen cried out, his head lolling to the side.

“Ah! Young Master Chen, you died a terrible death, and it’s our fault…”

“We were the ones who drank that bottle of red wine, which got you punished.”

“We’ve all been with your wife.”

“Your son… he’s not even your biological child…”

“We don’t even know who the real father is.”

“We shouldn’t have spiked your drink, weakening you…”

“Rest in peace. We’ll look after your wife and son.”

The remaining group of wealthy kids huddled together, some in tears.n/ô/vel/b//jn dot c//om

​”Stop the damn crying already!” William couldn’t stand it any longer and bellowed.

He strode over to Young Master Chen and slapped him across the face.

“Quit your blubbering! Snap out of it and wake up!”

“Huh?”

Young Master Chen slowly opened his eyes. “Why am I not dead? I’m fine.”

“The snake isn’t venomous. A bite from it is no big deal!”

William was so furious he looked like his nose might actually twist out of shape.

What good are these guys for, anyway?!

“Really?”

Relieved that he wasn’t going to die, Young Master Chen suddenly remembered something. “What were you all saying just now?!”

“Nothing, nothing at all. You must have misheard!”

“Yeah, yeah, it was just a hallucination before death!”

“Exactly, exactly!”

“We’re brothers; don’t overthink it!”

“Yes!”

The group of rich heirs quickly shook their heads in denial.

“Oh? Is that so? I knew it; you’re all my best brothers…”

Young Master Chen said hastily.

“Yes, absolutely!”

They shook hands with feigned affection.

William, unable to watch this display any longer, facepalmed.

Maybe I should just leave. Why do I feel so embarrassed around these clowns?

What kind of backwater did they crawl out of?

Is this some kind of joke?

Taking a deep breath, William realized he had to handle things himself.

He approached Su Ming and Xiao Ke’er, offering a gentlemanly smile. “My good sir and madam, it seems we have a rapport. Why not join me in the caravan for a chat?”

William, it must be said, had a way with words that Young Master Chen lacked, showing a touch more courtesy.

“What would we discuss?”

Su Ming asked, looking earnest.

“Uh…”

William was caught off guard. ‘This isn’t how it’s supposed to go.’

What does a normal person say in this situation?

‘What to talk about…’

‘I have no idea what to talk about.’

“Just some light conversation.”

The others responded with insincere grins.

“Sorry, I’m a person who takes things seriously. I’m not fond of idle chatter. Perhaps we could discuss points instead?”

“Points?”

William was baffled.

What on earth is this?

Why on earth are we discussing this?

“Um… let’s not talk about that.”

“How about we chat about astronomy?”

“Not that either.”

“Maybe we could talk about painting?”

“I can’t.”

“Singing?”

“I can’t do that either…”

“If you can’t do this and you can’t do that, what can we talk about? Just go home and do whatever you were going to do.”

“Okay then!”

William responded instinctively and turned to leave, but he froze after just one step.

What the heck?!

Who talks about this stuff while drinking and dancing?!

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