The Archmage’s Restaurant

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Part 2 Chapter.8 Getting drunk

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L felt increasingly drunk. It’s a mystery why I feel drunk when I eat mushrooms.

It’s been a very long time since I felt this way. Now that I think about it, it seemed like Elena was drunk too.

So does this mean that these black mushrooms contain alcohol? L thought that far, but he got more and more drunk and felt like the film was cutting out.

I jumped up, feeling like I couldn’t do that.

“uh? you?”

Lurin, who was still feeding black mushrooms at that time, asked El in surprise when she suddenly woke up.

“Aren’t you going to eat more? “There are still a lot.”

But L didn’t answer. I just hugged Lurin in front of me.

“Kyaaaaaaaaaa? you?”

In that state, El trudged on. Then he went down to the lair and threw Lurin on the bed.

Something is rough.

Lulin had that thought. I’m finally drunk!

“Lurin.”

“Huh? What!”

“love you.”

“uh?”

Just as I was feeling satisfied with L’s rough behavior, a love confession came out of nowhere! Thanks to this, Lurin’s face turned red.

Even though we got married, the words ‘I love you’ had a magical charm because we didn’t say it often.

“Oh oh! Is that so? It’s amazing. “Black mushroom!”

“I love black mushrooms and everything.”

El approached Lurin, who was lying down. And then he laid Lurin down. Then he made eye contact and spoke again. The song “I Love You” came out at an almost profane level.

“love you.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I love you.”

“Hehehe why don’t you usually do this! He speaks so well when he’s drunk… Ugh.”

Lulin, who was muttering like that, could not say anything more. This is because El’s lips covered Lurin’s mouth.

“Huh?”

But soon L’s lips parted again. In that state, El began licking Lurin’s eyelids. Then he said it again.

“love you. Lulin, what about you?”

“Me too kya kyaaa that’s there! “It’s snow!”

El said she loved him and started licking her eyelids again. I didn’t know why he was licking his eyelids.

Rather, El questioned Lulin, who shouted that it was snow.

“I love you, but can’t I?”

“Huh? It works! I can do anything, but it tickles so “

ugh” my heart is pounding.

A kiss while repeatedly saying “I love you.” I was a little dissatisfied with being kissed briefly on the lips and with strange eyelids.

“Then say you love me and do the same.”

“Huh?”

Suddenly, El said that and lay down on her side. Rurin, whose entire body was red, hesitated for a moment and then approached El.

“I’m not drunk… “I can’t do anything.”

“Are you lacking love?”

Elle asked like a girl. It was rough, then it had a girlish tone.

El, who was drunk, could hardly make sense of things.

“Oh no!”

El was drunk anyway. Then it’s the same as sleeping. After hypnotizing herself like that, Lurin climbed on top of El and lowered her head towards her face.

El caresses Rurin’s face.

“Now tell me. I say I love you.”

“… … “That’s it.”

Lurin was overcome with shame again. But L also said a lot, so I closed my eyes and spoke.

“love. I love you so much. I love you so much that I feel like I might explode. You are so good. I can’t do it without you. So, I love you!”

“okay?”

Nod.

Lurin nodded and stuck out her tongue like El did earlier. And then I put it on my eyelid.

“But why snow…?” ?”

Lurin asked, her head hanging down from El’s face. Lulin’s head touched El’s cheek.

“just?”

“Ouch!”

In that state, El wrapped her arms around Lulin and the two fell on top of each other.

“Hehe, I love you, Lurin.”

Then, when El whispered these words in Lurin’s ear, Lurin suddenly felt a tingling sensation and couldn’t come to her senses. My ears are weak, but when I whispered the words I love you into them, I felt like my heart and body were going to explode.

“you. “I feel dizzy!”

Lurin, who was saying that, stopped in that state. This is El, who whispered in my ear a little while ago that I love you. Not even 5 seconds have passed since I smiled and said I love you. But before I knew it, I closed my eyes and fell asleep.

“… … What is this! you! Come to your senses. “Why are you sleeping!”

Quietly.

Even so, all I could hear was the sound of breathing in deep sleep.

L’s drinking habit is to say that he loves her deeply.

And falling asleep easily.

And just going back and forth between rough and girlish behavior.

Good and bad mixed together. Rurin thought like that and looked at El.

“Sleeping is bad. But he looks cute when he sleeps. “Because I’m drunk, I sleep like a baby.”

As Rurin said that, she lay down next to El, wiggling around.

And he closed his eyes too.

With your hands clenched tightly.

Part 2 Chapter.9 Battlefield Chef

El was currently on a business trip. It’s called catering service.

It’s a service I wouldn’t normally do, but this time it was special.

Because that place was a battlefield.

Currently, the empire was at war with a neighboring country. The first to attack was the neighboring country, the Narya Empire.

Because all countries suffered damage from the Dragon War, wars between humans did not occur for quite some time.

However, conflict between humans continues. It is an eternal and immutable law.

The Narya Empire launched a preemptive attack on Serik City, the frontier of the empire. It was no longer a war that could be defended at the territory level. Therefore, the empire sent troops to each lord, and the troops of each territory named after the imperial army gathered in the city of Serik.

Naturally, Gray also participated in the battlefield, leading the Gray Knights and Gray City troops.

However, El had no intention of participating directly in this battlefield. The moment you participate, it’s over.

Of course, the battlefield is a cruel place where countless people are killed, but taking one side and wiping out the other side breaks the balance of human power.

What if the enemy country even brings a dragon?

No matter how terrible it was, it could not break the balance of the world.

You can go to the opposing emperor and threaten him to stop the war, but that is also intervention.

Because human affairs must be resolved according to human nature.

Monster wars and dragon wars are simply wars fought for the survival of humans.

So, wiping it out with magic is not a good idea. Of course, if Gray City is overrun by the enemy and the restaurant is trampled, we will protect Gray City, but the situation is not that serious yet.

Of course, as a wizard who is far beyond humans, I can’t help him.

Giving advice to Grayk was unavoidable as it was for the sake of his disciple.

A few days ago, Grayk ran up the hill to inform El of the war. After that, I visited Yeongju Castle several times and gave advice and stories about going on a campaign.

And soon he went to war.

It was good up to that point. However, L was not relieved by the advice alone.

Still, he is a disciple. A child who follows him as his teacher.

That is why, although he advised me as a teacher in Gray City, I decided to go to him in the name of a chef on the battlefield.

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Headquarters of the 1st Corps of the Narya Empire.

For some reason, Duke Reich’s knights, who are currently fighting against the Count of Grayke’s army, have been losing consecutively since the day before yesterday.

“How on earth did this happen? “Why did I suddenly lose momentum after winning well?”

Duke Reich shouted in anger. The lieutenants were shocked and only glanced at each other. The act of delaying reporting to each other. In the end, the lowest ranking adjutant had no choice but to step forward. That is hierarchy.

“Yes, Your Highness! According to the spy, the cook had changed since yesterday, and the soldiers’ strength suddenly improved after eating that dish. “That part is very suspicious!”

“Eating food?”

“Yes, Your Highness!”

Duke Reich made a bewildered expression. How can you become so brave just by eating food?

“Is that what you’re saying now?”

“no. It’s true. A spy who actually ate the dish testified that he felt a surge of strength he never had before. “It seems like the enemy’s cooking is increasing their morale.”

“At least… “Cooking?”

Why are there all these reports? Duke Reich frowned.

“Then shouldn’t we eat that dish too? What do spies do? All you have to do is steal ingredients and have our chefs analyze them!”

As the duke came to a simple and clear conclusion, his lieutenants nodded in unison.

“I will try them all right away. majesty!”

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El was boiling water in a large pot. Next to him is Lurin. Rurin asked while looking intently at the large pot while wearing a one-piece outfit that was very unsuitable for the battlefield.

“You can come in here and take a bath. “What kind of person boils so much water?”

“There are a lot of people, right? “There are so many to feed only the soldiers of Gray City, so the food supply for the entire imperial army must be truly enormous.”

Since El started cooking for the first time the other day, the morale of the soldiers has increased, casualties have decreased, and efficient battles have become possible.

It’s not a superhuman help anyway.

Among the mushrooms manufactured by the Kundles, there was one that had such an effect. The coons that El helped were sending various mushrooms from the ruins.

Even after my first visit there, we continued to interact because of Lurin.

“Chef, His Excellency is calling you.”

“Is that so?”

Gray called El. Normally, it would have been natural for Gray to come to El, but wouldn’t the soldiers find that strange?

So L had told me to treat him like a chef, not a teacher.

“ah! Lurin: When the water boils, put some mushrooms in it. And grill some secun mushrooms.”

Secun Mushroom is an item that El received as a gift to Great.

The effect of Secun mushrooms is that if you roast them and throw them, they turn into stones. Of course, if you eat it, it turns into a stone.

“Why is this body like that!”

“I’ll be there soon. please?”

L frowns and asks. Lulin shrugged and then nodded.

“Tsk, I understand. “There’s no such cute thing to ask for!”

I said I was complaining, but

Elle left like that, and Lurin quietly looked at the pot. When the water barely boiled, Rurin threw in some reinforcing mushrooms.

“Well, this is a strengthening mushroom I got from the coons, and this is a secoon mushroom. “When are these guys going to bake again?”

Lulin put the Secun mushrooms on the grill and frowned. Putting it in a pot is easy, but baking it is not.

“It won’t work!” lack of love “I have to come see L.”

Lack of love is a serious thing. So Lurin confidently threw down the grill and ran towards the barracks.

So the kitchen was empty. Taking advantage of that opportunity, a soldier who was watching the kitchen approached the Secun mushroom.

What the duke ordered was only the ingredients that the troops of the Gray Army would ‘eat’.

The soldier grabbed a bunch of secun mushrooms and ran away, under the mistaken belief that they were the same mushrooms he was boiling in the pot.