Book 3: Chapter 21
Book 3: Chapter 21
I look at my perfect sex dolls body up and down eagerly. So, exactly what kind of deviant act did you want your darling to perform.
Well I hate mice.
Excuse me?
Rodents, rats, mice, woodland creatures. Theyre disgusting!
Okay Im following you so far.
There has been a mouse infestation behind this bookshelf! Would darling please kill them?
How is this a request Id like!
Cindy puts her finger up to her mouth and cocks her head questioningly. I thought men liked to show off how manly they are to women.
I collapse to the ground. Haaaah. Alright. Ill catch your stupid rat.
Its a mouse.
Whatever. You say its behind the book case? Ill take it out.
A-are you sure you dont want to prepare first?
Prepare? Its just a mouse. Move the bookcase, as soon as I see it running, Ill smash it with a book.
A book? A-are you sure you dont need something bigger?
Bigger? Its just a mouse.
Okay Cindy seems unsure; she really is scared of mice.
Still, she heads over to bookcase and readies herself to move the bookcase. I prepare the book, ready to throw it at whatever pops out.
She pulls open the bookcase in one swift move. That is when I notice that behind the bookcase isnt so much a wall, but a massive tunnel hidden there.
A secret room! I respond excitedly.
A massive creature suddenly leaps out of the hole. Its all teeth and claws and its about the size of a golden retriever.
What the fuck is that!
Its the mouse!
The mouses fiery red eyes latch on to me, and in a single bound it latches on to my neck.
Fuuuuuuuucck! I scream, trying to yank the mouse off my neck.
Is darling okay! Cindy is standing on the bed, making no attempt to help me.
Can you help? I shout, tearing at the creature latched onto my neck as I flail around the room.
Mice are scary. Cindy looks away shyly.
Fucking seriously! I shout.
I force the mouse off my neck, chucking it at the nearby wall. Summoning a magical sword, I manage to swing just as it rebounds and makes another leap at my neck. My sword ends up impaling the bastard rat into the wall on the other side.
Damn it I curse, catching my breath and repairing the damage with magic.
Well, the damage is to the clothing, my stats are to the point that while it hurt slightly, the mouse couldnt even break my skin.
Hey, Cindy, why are you standing outside your room?
Darling still hasnt dealt with the rest of its family.
Rest of family? As I ask that, there is a rumbling sound coming from the hole she opened.
Why is my mansion filled with giant fucking rats!
Theyre mice, darling. Cindy says, the door separating the room and hallway slowly shutting between the pair of us, she gives a thumbs up just as the door shuts. Do your best!
Dozens of glowing red eyes suddenly appear from the darkness of the hole. I raise up my sword.
Im in the mood to kill something now. I growl. Lets do this!
Thus, began the great battle of Cindys bedroom, which went down in the records of history for ages to come. Little is known about the specifics of the great battle except two things. One. The house was ridden of mice that night. Two. Afterwards, I rage fucked Cindy until she nearly broke.
Is my leg supposed to be behind my back?
Shut up and take my cock.
Yes, darling.