Chapter 138: The Requirement is 1,000,000 Porn Coins!
Chapter 138: The Requirement is 1,000,000 Porn Coins!
"Yes, you had sex with less than 10 females, but you did it in front of an audience of over 50. Their continued attention was completely captured by your sexual shenanigans. They had nothing but you and lewd thought about you for the whole time you had sex with that older lady, her daughter and that one sister of the twins."
"You mean Peyton, Ellie, and Nina?"
"Hmph, weak mortals don't have the right to make me remember their names. But, yes those three were the participants, though they earned you a hefty amount of Porn Coins, the spectators were the ones who multiplied your payout."
"So you are saying...."
"You need to f*ck in front of an audience to make it rain Porn Coins! The more the numbers the better will be the accumulation of Porn Coins. You may think that more than 10,000 Porn Coins are enough to fix you up, but it will only give you a basic fix and let you have a mediocre talent for further growth."
"You... have you ever heard of the divine spell, 'Soul heal'?" asked Alnaal in all seriousness.
"No, I haven't. But more importantly, didn't you say that some spell worth 1000 Porn Coins will fix me up? Why is it not that even 10,000 Porn coins are not enough?" asked Chuck
"Baka! The spell 'Hormona inundatio(Rejuvenates Hormonal Glands)' will be only able to let have a natural erection. You were a Tzar in your last life, which was the power level just shy of a demigod. Presently, your body's power level is similar to a disabled person."
"The height, the muscles, the hair, everything you have now is a temporary enhancement gained after the flooding of thousands of Porn Coins. Don't you want all this for real? Don't you want to conjure a body of your own? or are you happy living in a dead corpse?"
"From your memory, I can tell that you aren't reincarnated in the normal sense. Your soul hasn't been given a rebirth, it was just put into the body of a dead person."
Berated Alnaal, angered by Chuck's short-sightedness.
"I... I want all of that... but... how much Porn Coins will it cost..." [Glup]
"Heh, you are in luck. If my guess is right, it will only cost you 1,000,000 Porn Coins."
"What?! Do you even hear yourself?! 1,000,000 Porn coins!! How will I ever make so much?! You want me to go have sex on the streets of the city's most crowded market?!"
"Hmm, not a bad suggestion..."
"You little...!"
"Before you start going hysterical again, has it been more than 10 hours since your life's first erection?"
"...no..."
"Kindly remind me of the current Porn Coins accumulation?"
"...10,241..."
"Have I made my point?"
"...yes..."
[Sigh] "Is there no other way than for me to be an exhibitionist pervert?"
"Hmph, any man would have Kowtowed to the Goddess of Fate for such an erotic life. Yet, you complain, no wonder the fate decided to break your dick. You really aren't worthy of one."
"You really want to get on the bad side of me?"
"Hmph, Baka! Who would fear you?!"
"Oh, is that so... As your creator, you have to obey me right?"
"Grrr, yes... what are you going to make me do... if... if you plan anything dirty with me... I will bite your dick off..."
"Hohoho, you are saying that you are willing to take my d*ck in your mouth? Well, you did say you are well past your legal age for perverted sexual acts," winked Chuck as he slowly walked close to Alnaal with a depraved look of a lustful demon.
"What... what... why are coming close..." Alnaal, who lacked much of life experiences compared to Chuk, panicked at the slightest of provocation. Seeing the flustered little Chibi, Chuck decided to tease her more. He reached out his hand to her with a villainous smile.
When Alnaal was ready to stake her life to save her dignity, Chuck's hand gently patter her head.
"I think we should cast Hormona inundatio(Rejuvenates Hormonal Glands) when we have the chance. It is better to have a fail-safe than to be sorry when all Porn Coins run out."
"Huh?" Alnaal stared up at Chuck in a daze.
"What's with that look? Were you expecting more from me?" asked Chuck as he lewdly pumped his brows.
"Get lost you pervert scum! Who would expect anything from you!" screamed Alnaal as she quickly went back into Chuck's lower spine, her spell medium.
However, before she left, a red glow enveloped Chuck. As he was still in possession of the magic amulet, his mind suddenly received information of a new spell...
'Hormona inundatio(Rejuvenates Hormonal Glands) - A popular magic spell amongst old mages...'